Snow!

Whatever You Do, Freeze

If you see the picture of the man (Let's actually say genderqueer individual - this is Seattle and all), and you see ze suddenly turn into this signal, freeze. Wherever you are. If you happen to be halfway in the street at this point, freeze. Do not even blink an eye or bat a lash until those 14 seconds are up. If there is a car coming at you, if Obama comes down from the heavens wearing a superman cape and offers to part the street for you, if a Beyonce song starts blaring in the background or Edward Cullen appears on his knees in front of you, don't move. Don't even think about it.

The Statue of Liberty?

On a brisk fall day, I walk the beaches of West Seattle. Woah, you can see mountains from the beach - big mountains. But wait, is that the Statue of Liberty? Ok, there are two explanations here. Either I drank too much of the creepy tea and I have suddenly become a giant (think Alice in Wonderland) or Ellis island has somehow drifted south, through the Panama Canal and up the Pacific Coast. Further exploration needed.

Koosh Balls Are Back! And You Can Grow Them Yourself!

Folks around here are very serious about their DIY culture.

That's a Big Bunny

Alive Tea Producing Animal In My Refridgerator

Hello alien baby in my fridge. Have we met? What, your name is Kombucha? Is that some kind of martial arts move? I am going to drink you. Maybe. Unless you attack me in my sleep and eat me first. Night night. I love you. Be nice.

Rainbows Really Exist

Day two in Seattle I look out my window (which is giant by the way. they seem to have the most gigantic windows in this city) and see this. It's not just this, either, it's a whole freaking rainbow, the whole arch, but it's so big, stretching the whole city, that I can't capture it with my camera. Woah, rainbows really do exist. It's not just something that General Mills has tricked me into believing with cute little marshmellows and a stingy little lepracon. Welcome to the big gay rainy city it screams! Ooh, this must be a good luck sign. Is it possible unicorns are also real? That would just by some frosting on my big gay cake. I go outside to get a better look at it and to see about the unicorns and find another welcome surprise on my doorstop, this little red flyer. Hmm. I rub my eyes. Is that rainbow really there? Yes, yes indeed. This is going to be an interesting little place to live.