Sunday, November 16, 2008

Whatever You Do, Freeze

If you see the picture of the man (Let's actually say genderqueer individual - this is Seattle and all), and you see ze suddenly turn into this signal, freeze. Wherever you are. If you happen to be halfway in the street at this point, freeze. Do not even blink an eye or bat a lash until those 14 seconds are up. If there is a car coming at you, if Obama comes down from the heavens wearing a superman cape and offers to part the street for you, if a Beyonce song starts blaring in the background or Edward Cullen appears on his knees in front of you, don't move. Don't even think about it.