If you lived here, you'd be home now

It's kind of hard to tell, but that purple door is most definitely shorter than I (5'4'') am. Also, making this significantly weirder is that the man in the picture is putting a large plastic mannequin in his trunk. Ten seconds too late on capturing that! Dang.

They Use Lint Rollers On Their Dogs

Goldberg's Delicatessen (at Factoria mall)

Ive (finally) found a Jewish deli that serves nice honey baked ham sandwiches and BLTs.

Multitasking

This is not a good picture but it's the best I could do while driving, working hard not to look like a stalker, and trying to keep up with.... the woman riding her bicycle while walking her dog on a leash!

U Send Me

A drive through for a dry cleaning place? Really, is this necessary? And then there is the sign. What is this about? Swing lyrics, perhaps? Oh Seattle, you have my heart already. There really is no need to keep up the strangeness.

Ho's before Joe's

Interpretation:

You can come in here naked but you can not get coffee.

You can come in here fully dressed but can not wear a bikini. You still can not get coffee.

You can get coffee but don’t expect to get a barista. Not even if you come in here naked.

I am not sure which is worse, no ladies in bikinis or no coffee? Seattle, why do you make me make such hard decisions sometimes?

Where Bad Marketing Ideas and Bad Food Come to Die (and sometimes people?)

Known to the locals as "Gross Out", this is the place to go if you want some bling fruit roll ups to match your new purse, carpeting, or old sticker collection.